THEN JESUS TOOK HIS DISCIPLES UP THE MOUNTAIN AND GATHERING THEM AROUND HIM, HE TAUGHT THEM SAYING :
BLESSED ARE THE POOR IN SPIRIT FOR THEIRS IS THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN
BLESSED ARE THE MEEK
BLESSED ARE THEY THAT MOURN
BLESSED ARE THE MERCIFUL
BLESSED ARE THEY WHO THIRST FOR JUSTICE
BLESSED ARE THOSE WHO SUFFER BE GLAD AND REJOICE FOR YOUR REWARD IS GREAT IN HEAVEN
Then Simon Peter said "Do we have to write this down ?"
And Andrew said "Are we supposed to know this ?"
And James said "will we have a test in this ?"
And Phillip said "what if we don't know it ?"
And Bartholemew said "Do we have to turn this in ?"
And John said "The other disciples didn't have to learn this !"
And Matthew said "when do we get out of here ?" And Judas said "what does this have to do with real life ?"
Then one of the Pharisees present asked to see Jesus' lesson plans and inquired of Jesus his terminal objectives in the cognitive domain and wondered if this all fitted into the Strategic Plan.
AND JESUS WEPT .......